manrayed


Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
untrustyou:

Yosuke Bendai

gookgod:

*lights candles* *takes out ouija board* you guys hiring? 

(via florus)


magwyn:

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

(Source: slimewytch, via leaud-deactivated20140814)


latelycravingmore:

I could go for a good old fashion, five hour long, ass grabbing, lip biting, neck kissing, makeout sesh right about now. 

(via vin-cent-van-goth)

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